I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

First thing I’m doing is thinking of how she may respond

After weighing my options here is what I would do.

She might actually let me but with some rule. Like only for a couple seconds and not touching bare skin. Touch through her shirt. Definitely no worries there.

Why did Cartman love Heidi purely with heart, her being the first one he ever did, but then one day Butters tells him that all women are manipulative and then he began to believe that she was a bad person and pretended to be a victim?

the last and most likely one to happen is she slaps the shit out of me and kicks me in the balls.

She could yell at me calling me a sick pervert or whatever. No worries there.

I walk up her and say “Hey sis the guys at school were correct you really do have some nice tits. Then just as I start the question “ May I touch them?”my hands have both her boobs in my hand already. The reason why is the worse that could happen to me is I get slapped and yelled at and I would gladly trade that for a couple squeezes of her tits😎. Btw has anyone seen my ice pack? My face hurts like hell🤩😁

Am I in the wrong for getting upset with my neighbor who was weed whacking at 9 am on a Saturday? Should I apologize for being rude? I found this was obnoxious and inconsiderate, considering I work very late on weekends.

She is shocked and ask me if I’m crazy or something and walk. No worries there.

I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

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